You need to be an early adopter.  Your mom says so

So, you want to be an early adopter, do you?  We certainly can understand why.  Who wouldn’t want to multiply their reach and their business, all while saving 83% every month for life?  It’s exciting!  Just send us your details here, and we’ll give you the link and the discount code.  Sign up using the same forms and apps the general population will use when we launch publicly.  That’s the whole point of early adopter discounts, right?  Getting people to try everything out under load and provide feedback in exchange for hefty lifetime savings.  So. ‘Nuff said.  Fill in the form already!